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From Twitter 12-28-2009 [28 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 04:02:48: Mom: John Travolta's son (blah blah blah). Me: He had a son? Mom: Yeah, he died. Me: Then this conversation didn't really exist. 04:31:40: It amazes me when people ask me things about my appliances. I'm always like... I don't fucking know! I read it everytime (buttons/labels). 09:55:38: RT @becca_darling: hey you, do you want to see @neilhimself's "statuesque", starring me, bill nighy, & @amandapalmer ? http://bit.ly/8OijMk 11:18:32: I am the proud owner of a new purple vacuum! And toilet paper! And light bulbs! Man, my life is fucking boring. 23:44:34: Just had $2,000 of dental work done. 5 fillings. Cleaning, X-Rays. More nitrous and numbing than any human should ever have. Now, percoset. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-26-2009 [26 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 00:19:04: http://tweetphoto.com/7255006 http://tweetphoto.com/7255022 http://tweetphoto.com/7255023 http://tweetphoto.com/7255045 Christmas pets!!! 00:40:15: I uploaded a YouTube video -- Merry Christmas from Buddha, Dini, and Scout.AVI http://youtu.be/BsVD_b_epPQ?a 00:59:48: Santa Scout wants action! (Inspired by @bethofalltrades & my dog being asshole) http://tweetphoto.com/7258306 http://tweetphoto.com/7258307 01:02:49: If you haven't had enough adorable, here's some more from the adorable animals! http://bit.ly/5WlU9A http://bit.ly/6TGFfo 01:03:39: I uploaded a YouTube video -- Kitties Playing with Toys.AVI http://youtu.be/SSgWX8VHZBk?a 03:03:53: Merry Christmas #LOFNOTC -ers! And happy December 25th to those who don't partake in Christmas. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-25-2009 [25 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 06:36:18: FUNNEST DRINKING GAME EVER! Shot recipe bingo - when you make bingo, you do all the shots! I must do this before I die. 07:19:09: Mom: my body is my temple! Me: you eat imitation crab, your body is like your garage! Mom: ROOT CELLAR! 07:21:21: PS - in that last post, "root" pronounced like "foot," not like "boot." MICHIGAN STYLE. 07:42:23: HOLY FUCK I am downloading the Chipmunk's Christmas CD for my mom AS WE TWEET! I need so much moar booze! 08:40:38: Me, on Beyonce's "shoud have put a ring on it":Thought I was going to throw up ten minutes ago, now I realize I am not nearly drunk enough. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-24-2009 [24 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 05:47:38: RT @DrinkUpdates: Poontang: 3/4 oz Vodka, 3/4 oz Creme de Banane, 3/4 oz Creme de Almond, 1 oz Pineapple juice, 1 oz Sour mix (mosly for me) 07:30:53: Executive decision has been made. Cats now have litterbox in downstairs bathroom since BOTH fucking pee and poo in it all the fucking time. 07:31:58: And, as part two to that last post: TIME FOR BOOZE! 07:50:02: Christmas dinner: http://bit.ly/5NU7pr (website is pretty fucking offensive, yes, but I'd eat it). 08:52:26: Me, to mom, four drinks later, after asking her not to wash clothes on hot: "If you wash me on hot do you think I'll shrink?" 09:45:53: Cats approve of downstairs litterbox. They show their approval by pooping IN the litterbox, not on the floor :) 13:27:05: Om nom nom gravy! sponsored http://bit.ly/7XPNb4 17:03:22: sponsored http://bit.ly/8ysxjy Cool free holiday cards! I like the Rockin' Santa! 22:58:18: BOOZE-mas-eve! Starting as soon as we come back from the liquor warehouse. That's right. Warehouse. I even have a discount card. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-23-2009 [23 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 06:14:41: Employer emailed Friday to set up interview for next two weeks, I got right back. Haven't heard back yet - do I send another email?Opinions? 08:26:09: I'm like a forensic investigator... of my own life! (Just used phone records to track when I worked at on-call job). Tweets copied by twittinesis.com ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-22-2009 [22 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 04:18:22: RT @daisiespushedup: :D RT @cnnbrk Mexico City legalizes same-sex marriage and adoption by same-sex couples. http://bit.ly/7qjcTw 08:22:01: Kitties and candles should not mix :/ We have sad little grey kitty with half his whiskers singed off one side. OK, but TERRIFIED of candle. 09:55:38: OMG just realized there is a Kilwin's fudge shop in Fort Collins. WANT NAO!!! But so not driving to FC for fudge... tonight, anyway. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-21-2009 [21 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 02:19:48: "I have a stack of credit cards thicker than a porn star's cock!" -me, to mom, re. why I might stick it to Citibank and their "protection." 02:30:33: Mom: Don't you think that picture looks a lot like you? Me: Uh... mom, that IS a picture of me. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-20-2009 [20 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 03:03:49: It's so sad that the built-in speakers on my phone are better/louder than the built-in speakers on my laptop. 05:12:42: OMG SO CUTE! All three animals were just cuddled on the same couch cushion! Of course, they dispersed when they saw the camera. 06:59:19: Fuck. Broke vacuum on Monday night too, just didn't realize it until now. I miss the days when all I wanted for Christmas was toys. 09:52:52: It has been decided by @techno_eris and I: There is a door to Narnia under my bed, and the animals go quite often. 09:53:33: And when I said "and I," what I really meant was "and me," but it's 3 a.m. and I've been sniffing bleach all day. 13:48:30: Off to pick up mom from the airport! My GOD it's early. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-19-2009 [19 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 08:50:57: Sad I missed #LOFNOTC tonight. But did have a good time seeing Avatar in 3D. 22:21:07: Awake for 2 hours, all I've done is shower, internet, and pet my bunny. I really need to get some shit CLEANED today! After breakfast. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-18-2009 [18 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 01:27:00: RT @HayleyFiasco: @amandapalmer remember how @indecisean suggested physical copies of the mailer? The AFP Post! [I'd pay for it!!!] 03:41:11: Just applied for another job. 2 hours a day, one-one with an autistic kid :) PAID :) Hope I get it! 11:09:15: RT @daisiespushedup: cockblock and horny rage walk ftw! [it was definitely ftw :) ] 11:11:05: My favorite quote of the night: "we're doing 'fuck her gently' ... we've done it before." 16:54:30: (Not an ad) http://bit.ly/8tEmYf Send $10 restaurant.com gift certs. to up to 30 people/day til Xmas. Just got $10 off $15 at Tambien :) 17:14:40: I am WAY too comfortable at this job. Just started unzipping my pants while walking down the hall to the bathroom like I do at home. 17:33:49: "You sound like a great match Alicia." (from the guy hiring for the job I applied to yesterday.) YESSSSSS! Setting up interview 4 next week! Tweets copied by twittinesis.com ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-17-2009 [17 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 10:25:53: I really need to be sleeping instead of lusting over pictures of sushi on the internet. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-16-2009 [16 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 19:32:38: Shouldn't have come into work so late. Too much stuff to do today. None of it, of course, for work. 22:51:24: "I learned something today! Now I'm going to go Google it and learn more!" - Computer Science Professor, DU 23:26:02: 2nd worst feeling ever: Sending someone an unacceptance letter, after accidentally accepting them. Worst feeling? The person who gets it :/ 23:32:33: Jesus christ. I just tried to use my cursor to move a piece of paper out of the way of the computer screen. A REAL piece of paper. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-15-2009 [15 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 05:09:22: Fuck. I just bleached my carpet. Why do vinegar and bleach both come in gallon jugs... and why don't I READ?! 05:09:49: PS In case anybody was wondering this, bleach makes baking soda fizz just like vinegar. 05:47:23: Okay, dog and cat are SPOONING on the couch. This just made all their little messes worth it. So cute! 09:44:00: After bleaching my carpet, I broke my shower head. BY TOUCHING IT. Then managed to slice knee open and drip blood on carpet. Did not bleach. 09:44:46: Fail night overall, but carpets are clean (too clean, in places). Going to bed before I destroy anything else. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com 1 shiny thing| ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-14-2009 [14 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 02:11:29: RT @bethofalltrades: @Estrella_Mar awwwww... happy birthday Momma Anas! tell her we think she did a very good job as a mom. :) [I agree!!!] 05:23:08: Evil kitty of doom decided the BEST way to stop me from setting him down was to wrap both claws around my boob and teeth around my nipple. 08:19:57: I have that goddamn "more than a feeling" song stuck in my head. Where the fuck did that come from? 08:45:48: I pity my housemates. "KILL HIM!" and "Stop nibbling my butt!" are frequently used phrases. I'm always alone with my dog, bunny, and laptop. 15:31:22: This morning allergy thing has got to stop. Further reinforcing how much I HATE the outdoors. #IWantToLiveInACave 15:47:45: Shit. Turned fridge off at work last week and forgot to turn it on. But did leave bag of ice in fridge on accident. Cream... questionable. 16:25:00: oddlyspecific.com is fucking hilarious. Coworkers (as usual) think I'm losing my fucking mind. They don't realize... it's already gone! 16:51:59: OMG! Cleaned messy work supply cabinet and found my favorite espresso blend! It has been safely hidden so I can hoard it for myself! 19:11:07: Plastic knives are fucking inadequate for peeling cucumbers. I may as well have peeled it with my fucking teeth. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-13-2009 [13 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 07:15:44: Pets. So evil. But so cuddly. 08:01:48: I HATE these fucking animals sometimes. Not sure got into the trash... thought too heavy for cats, but not nommed enough for dog. 19:40:49: It's decided. That leftover pumpkin is being turned into PUMPKIN BUTTER! 19:52:36: Realizing that my throat may be sore and dry and my head may hurt due to drinking a grand total of 1/2 glass of carbonated water yesterday. 23:23:28: Whoa. My best friend from 4th grade who dropped off the face of the fucking earth (family stuff... I think) just facebooked me! Tweets copied by twittinesis.com 2 shiny things| ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-12-2009 [12 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 00:42:08: Oh man, @neilhimself is tweeting about the same human rights violation as I am! 03:18:53: Passing out in a pile of computer cables and dog - a #LOFNOTC move if I ever saw one! 03:59:27: Hungry and want blueberry pancakes... OMG I THINK I HAVE BLUEBERRIES AND PANCAKES!!! #LOFNOTC 04:59:55: 29% hetero. Check yourself and others at http://tinyurl.com/natxro Sounds about right: 29% hetero, 29% lez, 29% other, 13% gay man #LOFNOTC 21:19:53: The 10 Cheez-Its I had in my room were not enough :( I may actually have to go downstairs and get food. DO NOT WANT! Lazy! Tweets copied by twittinesis.com ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-11-2009 [11 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 06:11:44: Just finished watching the new Twilight movie. Shame. I do not have. Though, made even better by being a cam version with audience laughter! 16:36:17: DVD burning, torrents torrenting, tea made, now to avert stupid work crisis of stupidness. 18:18:20: Stupid work crisis averted. Kitchen area cleaned so no food evolves into gremlins. Now to tackle my own personal to-do list. OF DOOM! 19:56:45: Yay! Dentist found, they take BC/BS PPO in FULL, and they gave me an appointment for next week. I approve! 22:06:45: Cover letter tip: When listing specialty/interest, be specific! "Computing" is pretty broad - esp. when applying for a computer science job! 22:09:29: And remember: Behind every evaluating committee is a bored assistant wishing s/he didn't have to paw through your self-congratulating BS! 23:33:27: Port Huron border cops. Shame. I guess this is what happens when your water is infested with feces for years. http://bit.ly/7oRItU Tweets copied by twittinesis.com ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-10-2009 [10 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 16:03:23: Dear whoever turned the heat OFF at work... I will find out who you are. I will find you. And I will kick you in the NUTS! 21:05:23: I hate when I click over to Firefox and I have a tab opened but no address. It means I WAS going to do something... but don't know what. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com 3 shiny things| ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-09-2009 [09 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 01:43:29: RT @dharma_punx: @amandapalmer http://twitpic.com/sppu6 - that little girl is going places. [if I had a child, I'd do this. Here, doggie...] 04:10:47: I hate the fact that I have to go downstairs and put my blanket in the dryer if I want to be warm tonight :/ #ReasonsIWantASlave 09:30:54: If Torchwood could roll on back to the last episode of season two and just TRY AGAIN, that'd be great. The load: it was blown too soon. 16:33:51: It's that time again. Removing keys and cleaning keyboard!!! OMG what is that sticky substance... 18:59:45: OMG keyboard is SHINY!!! Substances identified included: chocolate, chicken dumpling soup, HAIR, and fur from pets I don't own. EWWWWWW! 19:05:58: Chocolate hazelnut tea tastes like liquid Nutella... surprisingly, this is not a good thing :( 21:03:34: You know you spend too much time online when s/o is INSISTING they've been accepted... and all you think is "pictures or it didn't happen." Tweets copied by twittinesis.com ooh, shiny!

From Twitter 12-08-2009 [08 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 09:06:33: Broke nail opening iced shut window. It's bleeding and it hurts like a motherfucker. I blame winter. 09:15:48: We are so not getting enough snow to matter tomorrow. Why? Because it's too fucking COLD to snow properly :/ 20:26:20: Interesting. The internet says dog throws up b/c he's hungry. May start keeping food in bedroom for him. Which, of course, he won't eat. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com ooh, shiny!

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