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From Twitter 12-28-2009
[28 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
04:02:48
: Mom: John Travolta's son (blah blah blah). Me: He had a son? Mom: Yeah, he died. Me: Then this conversation didn't really exist.
04:31:40
: It amazes me when people ask me things about my appliances. I'm always like... I don't fucking know! I read it everytime (buttons/labels).
09:55:38
: RT @becca_darling: hey you, do you want to see @neilhimself's "statuesque", starring me, bill nighy, & @
amandapalmer
?
http://bit.ly/8OijMk
11:18:32
: I am the proud owner of a new purple vacuum! And toilet paper! And light bulbs! Man, my life is fucking boring.
23:44:34
: Just had $2,000 of dental work done. 5 fillings. Cleaning, X-Rays. More nitrous and numbing than any human should ever have. Now, percoset.
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From Twitter 12-26-2009
[26 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
00:19:04
:
http://tweetphoto.com/7255006
http://tweetphoto.com/7255022
http://tweetphoto.com/7255023
http://tweetphoto.com/7255045
Christmas pets!!!
00:40:15
: I uploaded a YouTube video -- Merry Christmas from Buddha, Dini, and Scout.AVI
http://youtu.be/BsVD_b_epPQ?a
00:59:48
: Santa Scout wants action! (Inspired by @
bethofalltrades
& my dog being asshole)
http://tweetphoto.com/7258306
http://tweetphoto.com/7258307
01:02:49
: If you haven't had enough adorable, here's some more from the adorable animals!
http://bit.ly/5WlU9A
http://bit.ly/6TGFfo
01:03:39
: I uploaded a YouTube video -- Kitties Playing with Toys.AVI
http://youtu.be/SSgWX8VHZBk?a
03:03:53
: Merry Christmas #LOFNOTC -ers! And happy December 25th to those who don't partake in Christmas.
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From Twitter 12-25-2009
[25 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
06:36:18
: FUNNEST DRINKING GAME EVER! Shot recipe bingo - when you make bingo, you do all the shots! I must do this before I die.
07:19:09
: Mom: my body is my temple! Me: you eat imitation crab, your body is like your garage! Mom: ROOT CELLAR!
07:21:21
: PS - in that last post, "root" pronounced like "foot," not like "boot." MICHIGAN STYLE.
07:42:23
: HOLY FUCK I am downloading the Chipmunk's Christmas CD for my mom AS WE TWEET! I need so much moar booze!
08:40:38
: Me, on Beyonce's "shoud have put a ring on it":Thought I was going to throw up ten minutes ago, now I realize I am not nearly drunk enough.
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From Twitter 12-24-2009
[24 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
05:47:38
: RT @DrinkUpdates: Poontang: 3/4 oz Vodka, 3/4 oz Creme de Banane, 3/4 oz Creme de Almond, 1 oz Pineapple juice, 1 oz Sour mix (mosly for me)
07:30:53
: Executive decision has been made. Cats now have litterbox in downstairs bathroom since BOTH fucking pee and poo in it all the fucking time.
07:31:58
: And, as part two to that last post: TIME FOR BOOZE!
07:50:02
: Christmas dinner:
http://bit.ly/5NU7pr
(website is pretty fucking offensive, yes, but I'd eat it).
08:52:26
: Me, to mom, four drinks later, after asking her not to wash clothes on hot: "If you wash me on hot do you think I'll shrink?"
09:45:53
: Cats approve of downstairs litterbox. They show their approval by pooping IN the litterbox, not on the floor :)
13:27:05
: Om nom nom gravy! sponsored
http://bit.ly/7XPNb4
17:03:22
: sponsored
http://bit.ly/8ysxjy
Cool free holiday cards! I like the Rockin' Santa!
22:58:18
: BOOZE-mas-eve! Starting as soon as we come back from the liquor warehouse. That's right. Warehouse. I even have a discount card.
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From Twitter 12-23-2009
[23 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
06:14:41
: Employer emailed Friday to set up interview for next two weeks, I got right back. Haven't heard back yet - do I send another email?Opinions?
08:26:09
: I'm like a forensic investigator... of my own life! (Just used phone records to track when I worked at on-call job).
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From Twitter 12-22-2009
[22 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
04:18:22
: RT @daisiespushedup: :D RT @
cnnbrk
Mexico City legalizes same-sex marriage and adoption by same-sex couples.
http://bit.ly/7qjcTw
08:22:01
: Kitties and candles should not mix :/ We have sad little grey kitty with half his whiskers singed off one side. OK, but TERRIFIED of candle.
09:55:38
: OMG just realized there is a Kilwin's fudge shop in Fort Collins. WANT NAO!!! But so not driving to FC for fudge... tonight, anyway.
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From Twitter 12-21-2009
[21 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
02:19:48
: "I have a stack of credit cards thicker than a porn star's cock!" -me, to mom, re. why I might stick it to Citibank and their "protection."
02:30:33
: Mom: Don't you think that picture looks a lot like you? Me: Uh... mom, that IS a picture of me.
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From Twitter 12-20-2009
[20 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
03:03:49
: It's so sad that the built-in speakers on my phone are better/louder than the built-in speakers on my laptop.
05:12:42
: OMG SO CUTE! All three animals were just cuddled on the same couch cushion! Of course, they dispersed when they saw the camera.
06:59:19
: Fuck. Broke vacuum on Monday night too, just didn't realize it until now. I miss the days when all I wanted for Christmas was toys.
09:52:52
: It has been decided by @
techno_eris
and I: There is a door to Narnia under my bed, and the animals go quite often.
09:53:33
: And when I said "and I," what I really meant was "and me," but it's 3 a.m. and I've been sniffing bleach all day.
13:48:30
: Off to pick up mom from the airport! My GOD it's early.
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From Twitter 12-19-2009
[19 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
08:50:57
: Sad I missed #LOFNOTC tonight. But did have a good time seeing Avatar in 3D.
22:21:07
: Awake for 2 hours, all I've done is shower, internet, and pet my bunny. I really need to get some shit CLEANED today! After breakfast.
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From Twitter 12-18-2009
[18 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
01:27:00
: RT @HayleyFiasco: @
amandapalmer
remember how @indecisean suggested physical copies of the mailer? The AFP Post! [I'd pay for it!!!]
03:41:11
: Just applied for another job. 2 hours a day, one-one with an autistic kid :) PAID :) Hope I get it!
11:09:15
: RT @daisiespushedup: cockblock and horny rage walk ftw! [it was definitely ftw :) ]
11:11:05
: My favorite quote of the night: "we're doing 'fuck her gently' ... we've done it before."
16:54:30
: (Not an ad)
http://bit.ly/8tEmYf
Send $10 restaurant.com gift certs. to up to 30 people/day til Xmas. Just got $10 off $15 at Tambien :)
17:14:40
: I am WAY too comfortable at this job. Just started unzipping my pants while walking down the hall to the bathroom like I do at home.
17:33:49
: "You sound like a great match Alicia." (from the guy hiring for the job I applied to yesterday.) YESSSSSS! Setting up interview 4 next week!
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From Twitter 12-17-2009
[17 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
10:25:53
: I really need to be sleeping instead of lusting over pictures of sushi on the internet.
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From Twitter 12-16-2009
[16 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
19:32:38
: Shouldn't have come into work so late. Too much stuff to do today. None of it, of course, for work.
22:51:24
: "I learned something today! Now I'm going to go Google it and learn more!" - Computer Science Professor, DU
23:26:02
: 2nd worst feeling ever: Sending someone an unacceptance letter, after accidentally accepting them. Worst feeling? The person who gets it :/
23:32:33
: Jesus christ. I just tried to use my cursor to move a piece of paper out of the way of the computer screen. A REAL piece of paper.
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From Twitter 12-15-2009
[15 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
05:09:22
: Fuck. I just bleached my carpet. Why do vinegar and bleach both come in gallon jugs... and why don't I READ?!
05:09:49
: PS In case anybody was wondering this, bleach makes baking soda fizz just like vinegar.
05:47:23
: Okay, dog and cat are SPOONING on the couch. This just made all their little messes worth it. So cute!
09:44:00
: After bleaching my carpet, I broke my shower head. BY TOUCHING IT. Then managed to slice knee open and drip blood on carpet. Did not bleach.
09:44:46
: Fail night overall, but carpets are clean (too clean, in places). Going to bed before I destroy anything else.
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From Twitter 12-14-2009
[14 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
02:11:29
: RT @bethofalltrades: @
Estrella_Mar
awwwww... happy birthday Momma Anas! tell her we think she did a very good job as a mom. :) [I agree!!!]
05:23:08
: Evil kitty of doom decided the BEST way to stop me from setting him down was to wrap both claws around my boob and teeth around my nipple.
08:19:57
: I have that goddamn "more than a feeling" song stuck in my head. Where the fuck did that come from?
08:45:48
: I pity my housemates. "KILL HIM!" and "Stop nibbling my butt!" are frequently used phrases. I'm always alone with my dog, bunny, and laptop.
15:31:22
: This morning allergy thing has got to stop. Further reinforcing how much I HATE the outdoors. #IWantToLiveInACave
15:47:45
: Shit. Turned fridge off at work last week and forgot to turn it on. But did leave bag of ice in fridge on accident. Cream... questionable.
16:25:00
: oddlyspecific.com is fucking hilarious. Coworkers (as usual) think I'm losing my fucking mind. They don't realize... it's already gone!
16:51:59
: OMG! Cleaned messy work supply cabinet and found my favorite espresso blend! It has been safely hidden so I can hoard it for myself!
19:11:07
: Plastic knives are fucking inadequate for peeling cucumbers. I may as well have peeled it with my fucking teeth.
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From Twitter 12-13-2009
[13 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
07:15:44
: Pets. So evil. But so cuddly.
08:01:48
: I HATE these fucking animals sometimes. Not sure got into the trash... thought too heavy for cats, but not nommed enough for dog.
19:40:49
: It's decided. That leftover pumpkin is being turned into PUMPKIN BUTTER!
19:52:36
: Realizing that my throat may be sore and dry and my head may hurt due to drinking a grand total of 1/2 glass of carbonated water yesterday.
23:23:28
: Whoa. My best friend from 4th grade who dropped off the face of the fucking earth (family stuff... I think) just facebooked me!
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From Twitter 12-12-2009
[12 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
00:42:08
: Oh man, @
neilhimself
is tweeting about the same human rights violation as I am!
03:18:53
: Passing out in a pile of computer cables and dog - a #LOFNOTC move if I ever saw one!
03:59:27
: Hungry and want blueberry pancakes... OMG I THINK I HAVE BLUEBERRIES AND PANCAKES!!! #LOFNOTC
04:59:55
: 29% hetero. Check yourself and others at
http://tinyurl.com/natxro
Sounds about right: 29% hetero, 29% lez, 29% other, 13% gay man #LOFNOTC
21:19:53
: The 10 Cheez-Its I had in my room were not enough :( I may actually have to go downstairs and get food. DO NOT WANT! Lazy!
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From Twitter 12-11-2009
[11 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
06:11:44
: Just finished watching the new Twilight movie. Shame. I do not have. Though, made even better by being a cam version with audience laughter!
16:36:17
: DVD burning, torrents torrenting, tea made, now to avert stupid work crisis of stupidness.
18:18:20
: Stupid work crisis averted. Kitchen area cleaned so no food evolves into gremlins. Now to tackle my own personal to-do list. OF DOOM!
19:56:45
: Yay! Dentist found, they take BC/BS PPO in FULL, and they gave me an appointment for next week. I approve!
22:06:45
: Cover letter tip: When listing specialty/interest, be specific! "Computing" is pretty broad - esp. when applying for a computer science job!
22:09:29
: And remember: Behind every evaluating committee is a bored assistant wishing s/he didn't have to paw through your self-congratulating BS!
23:33:27
: Port Huron border cops. Shame. I guess this is what happens when your water is infested with feces for years.
http://bit.ly/7oRItU
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From Twitter 12-10-2009
[10 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
16:03:23
: Dear whoever turned the heat OFF at work... I will find out who you are. I will find you. And I will kick you in the NUTS!
21:05:23
: I hate when I click over to Firefox and I have a tab opened but no address. It means I WAS going to do something... but don't know what.
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From Twitter 12-09-2009
[09 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
01:43:29
: RT @dharma_punx: @
amandapalmer
http://twitpic.com/sppu6
- that little girl is going places. [if I had a child, I'd do this. Here, doggie...]
04:10:47
: I hate the fact that I have to go downstairs and put my blanket in the dryer if I want to be warm tonight :/ #ReasonsIWantASlave
09:30:54
: If Torchwood could roll on back to the last episode of season two and just TRY AGAIN, that'd be great. The load: it was blown too soon.
16:33:51
: It's that time again. Removing keys and cleaning keyboard!!! OMG what is that sticky substance...
18:59:45
: OMG keyboard is SHINY!!! Substances identified included: chocolate, chicken dumpling soup, HAIR, and fur from pets I don't own. EWWWWWW!
19:05:58
: Chocolate hazelnut tea tastes like liquid Nutella... surprisingly, this is not a good thing :(
21:03:34
: You know you spend too much time online when s/o is INSISTING they've been accepted... and all you think is "pictures or it didn't happen."
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From Twitter 12-08-2009
[08 Dec 2009|
08:01pm
]
09:06:33
: Broke nail opening iced shut window. It's bleeding and it hurts like a motherfucker. I blame winter.
09:15:48
: We are so not getting enough snow to matter tomorrow. Why? Because it's too fucking COLD to snow properly :/
20:26:20
: Interesting. The internet says dog throws up b/c he's hungry. May start keeping food in bedroom for him. Which, of course, he won't eat.
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