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From Twitter 12-10-2009 [10 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 16:03:23: Dear whoever turned the heat OFF at work... I will find out who you are. I will find you. And I will kick you in the NUTS! 21:05:23: I hate when I click over to Firefox and I have a tab opened but no address. It means I WAS going to do something... but don't know what. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 12-09-2009 [09 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 01:43:29: RT @dharma_punx: @amandapalmer http://twitpic.com/sppu6 - that little girl is going places. [if I had a child, I'd do this. Here, doggie...] 04:10:47: I hate the fact that I have to go downstairs and put my blanket in the dryer if I want to be warm tonight :/ #ReasonsIWantASlave 09:30:54: If Torchwood could roll on back to the last episode of season two and just TRY AGAIN, that'd be great. The load: it was blown too soon. 16:33:51: It's that time again. Removing keys and cleaning keyboard!!! OMG what is that sticky substance... 18:59:45: OMG keyboard is SHINY!!! Substances identified included: chocolate, chicken dumpling soup, HAIR, and fur from pets I don't own. EWWWWWW! 19:05:58: Chocolate hazelnut tea tastes like liquid Nutella... surprisingly, this is not a good thing :( 21:03:34: You know you spend too much time online when s/o is INSISTING they've been accepted... and all you think is "pictures or it didn't happen." Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 12-08-2009 [08 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 09:06:33: Broke nail opening iced shut window. It's bleeding and it hurts like a motherfucker. I blame winter. 09:15:48: We are so not getting enough snow to matter tomorrow. Why? Because it's too fucking COLD to snow properly :/ 20:26:20: Interesting. The internet says dog throws up b/c he's hungry. May start keeping food in bedroom for him. Which, of course, he won't eat. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 12-07-2009 [07 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 01:03:43: RT @LKHamilton: Too many people let themselves be bullied by Drs. remember its your body & you get to control what happens to it. 04:53:51: OM nom nom mashed potatoes :) 05:48:07: Okay. Time for some @theteganandsara and cleaning. My bedroom borders on condemnable. 07:43:00: Clean is IN tonight it seems. @techno_eris I look forward to the day when I actually put sheets (clean or otherwise) on my bed again :) 09:30:37: Okay 2:30. Time to sleep. WTF was I doing hours ago instead of sleeping? Damn inability to think ahead. At least there's espresso at work :) 16:21:18: Just got the sweetest message from one of my clients :) I like when my job is self-rewarding. 19:13:55: I just stared at my group notes for 20 minutes trying to remember what we did on Nov. 31 & panicking. Then I remembered there IS NO NOV. 31! 22:03:43: You know your moral scale is set at 0 when you realize you've told 3 people in the last week to give date rape drugs to their parents. 22:26:06: RT @HayleyFiasco: People are frustrating and stupid. This is obvious especially if you work in retail or... with other people. #justsaying Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 12-06-2009 [06 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 04:44:48: Okay... really hoping that the stickyness on my laptop is the result of #LOFNOTC cake last night... 06:17:52: Little gray kitten thinks that my electric toothbrush is full of noms. But when I turn it on, it is EVIL MONSTER that must be destroyed! 08:02:42: Kitchen, dining room, and bathroom successfully cleaned. Room, as usual, can wait until tomorrow. Hahaha. 21:07:56: Successfully slept many hours without interruption :) Animals are SUPER excited that I'm awake, the horror of not being petted for 10 hours! 22:35:28: Buddha kitty is throwing a fit in the hallway because I kicked him out of my bedroom and let Scout kitty stay. Bunny: not for nomming. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 12-05-2009 [05 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 00:55:13: Time for a #LOFNOTC pre-party! 02:27:18: Curry, wine, and CAKE!!! Let the #LOFNOTC -ing begin!!! 03:35:13: COMPUTER AND DIGITAL CAMERA I CONQUER YOU!!! http://tweetphoto.com/5850233 Now for celebratory #LOFNOTC cake! 04:21:34: Okay, may disappear from #LOFNOTC feed for a bit. Need to see to read, and can't take eyes off of @amandapalmer beauty! 04:25:52: Hey @AmandaPalmer Yay for christmas pants! #lofnotc ( #AmandaPalmerOnUstream live › http://ustre.am/8Kwf) 04:31:12: Hey @AmandaPalmer I hear you, but I can't see you ( #AmandaPalmerOnUstream live › http://ustre.am/8Kwf) 05:18:09: Hey @AmandaPalmer another vote for ultima!!!! ( #AmandaPalmerOnUstream live › http://ustre.am/8Kwf) 05:39:37: RT @mjinmichigan: Hey @AmandaPalmer @amandapalmer @kaylaconspiracy #LOFNOTC brand wine is BRILLIANT idea ( #AmandaPalmerOnUstream live ›... 06:03:32: Hey @AmandaPalmer friend! ( #AmandaPalmerOnUstream live › http://ustre.am/8Kwf) 06:04:14: Hey @AmandaPalmer I change my vote to acquaintance! ( #AmandaPalmerOnUstream live › http://ustre.am/8Kwf) 06:18:27: "mortality: I'm a fan" - @amandapalmer I AGREE!!! 06:27:09: RT @morganmathias: Marriage? I don't want it. Can I give my marriage to a gay couple? #LOFNOTC can i give ability to birth babies away too? 06:28:05: RT @LaurenMaeO: In this ever-changing world, I believe everyone needs to find their one constant #LOFNOTC [fucking awesome. i like this] 06:34:35: RT @cassidyqface: Hey @AmandaPalmer This is probably the best party I could be at :) #LOFNOTC <3 ( #AmandaPalmerOnUstream 06:39:53: "Bacon's not a vegetable!" - from @techno_eris #LOFNOTC [i disagree] 06:49:16: OMG @amandapalmer @theteganandsara Cover on #LOFNOTC WINNNNNN!!!! 06:50:02: MOTHERFUCKING CAKE TIME AFTER THIS COVER #LOFTNOC 06:52:10: self-control clealry gone. already nomming cake and cover is not even 1/2 way done. thank you grandma gen for cake mix!!!! 07:07:55: RT @dharma_punx: aaaahagklfjgsdlkfdsjreoirewerijfslkdfsj I AM SO AWKWARD WHYYY 07:16:35: "It's fucking 2:15 in the morning" - @amandapalmer #LOFNOTC the party on the internet never ends!!!! 07:21:36: God, she's fucking beautiful when she sings! @amandapalmer #LOFNOTC 17:13:56: OMFG I was drunk last night. Head. It hurts. Stomach. It hurts too. Fuuuuuuuuuck. 17:20:23: Why the fuck did I volunteer to work today? I need to lay off the crack. Fuck. Cleaning at work, then home to clean this disaster up. 23:40:16: RT @Jay_Desu: Ugh, my head. What the hell did I do last night? Something about losers, Lady Gaga, and a ukulele... #LOFNOTC Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 12-04-2009 [04 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 00:10:22: RT @Estrella_Mar: @amandapalmer Who needs starch? [OK, first I was like... whaaat? Then I was like... ewwww! The mess that shit would make!] 04:58:29: Loving TweetDeck's new (I think) ability to put notification window NOT in the upper right hand corner. Loving it a lot, actually. 16:58:48: I hate when my supervisor says my name on the phone with someone else. It ALWAYS means she's volunteering me to do something. 17:53:13: Sometimes, I feel like my job is some sort of alternate universe. Mankissing and calling people princess in Italian. Or Greek. Jesus. 20:05:16: I just got paid to buy LOFNOTC wine and bubble tea (and, admittedly stuff for work). I fucking love my job. 21:13:31: I just bought 13 different kinds of tea for the office. I'm really sad that I can't sit here and drink them all before I go home. Mmm, tea. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 12-03-2009 [03 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 15:14:38: Morning is evil and must be stopped. That is all. 20:33:18: RT @amandapalmer: RT!!! WEBCAST ALERT: i'll be kicking it #LOFNOTC tomorrow w/ @bethofalltrades from my apartment starting 'round 9 EST. 20:35:48: Fuck. When did @seriesgringasTV go down and how did I miss it? True Blood will not be the same without them :( 21:59:19: Apparently you shouldn't store DVDs in the back of your car, in freezing weather, tied together with a string. Who knew? /sarcasm. 22:10:55: RT @AFPwire: Check out AFP & @popecinema's video for @teganandsara's "Hell" - up now on @SPINmagazine: http://bit.ly/AFPhell 23:48:01: I love that two entirely separate Twitter friends groups are talking about cake at this very moment. It's a beautiful world. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 12-02-2009 [02 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 06:03:59: RT @amandapalmer: EXACTLY. RT @malixe Facebook is for vapid people, Twitter is for efficient ones. :) 07:27:44: It's ice-raining outside. Not hail. Not snow. Not sleet. Ice-rain. Like, if rain and Dippin' Dots fucked and had a completely unnatural baby 07:32:11: I believe we have "Ice Pellets" http://bit.ly/90NPkU 09:17:12: It's regular snowing now. Dammit. If I wasn't so lazy I'd move my car into the carport. Damn my laziness. I'll hate it in the morning. 15:40:44: Dear whoever sold my email address to spammers: I fucking hate you, and hope your servers crash. 21:39:37: RT @TheBigKlosowski: Chocolate Covered Bacon on a Stick, and promoted by Monster Trucks? Yes please. http://bit.ly/8JNqhc 22:36:21: DU's internet is selectively working again. Which means that half of it is selectively NOT working. $50,000/year. Grumble grumble. Death. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com 2 Poked in the ass| Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 12-01-2009 [01 Dec 2009|08:01pm] 04:11:56: I just voted for @AmandaPalmer in the #BMAs at http://bit.ly/AFPbma - please do the same and RT [DOOOOO IT!!! Act of Year & Fem. Voc. OTY] 07:26:02: JESUS CHRIST BUNNY I'LL GIVE YOU MORE WATER JUST STOP GNAWING ON THE WATER BOTTLE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 11-30-2009 [30 Nov 2009|08:05pm] 02:57:30: I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: awesome, fucking, time - http://w33.us/2vwo 02:59:22: I love my #TweetCloud words, they definitely describe the last month of my life - in order, too! 06:42:47: Some nights, I stalk old friends via AIM statuses and wonder if they are doing the same to me at that exact same moment. Fivel 2009 FTW. 16:23:07: Hmm, it seems that if I don't cap my upload speed, DU's internet spazzes out and blocks my speed like whoa. I fucking hate DU. 18:49:13: I'm getting an iPod Touch from Compass bank :) Free is good :) 20:23:44: RT @indeciSEAN: Rule #1: don't give a computer reasons to fuck you, cuz it will...hard [I need to follow this rule NAO!!!] 20:50:09: Dear Toshiba: Was it necessary to give me software to remind me of hardware I don't have? Disabling stuff for better performance FTW :) Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 11-29-2009 [29 Nov 2009|08:01pm] 04:03:01: www.eyezmaze.com is so evil... do not go there unless you want to risk losing hours of your life to cute little flash animation puzzles. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 11-28-2009 [28 Nov 2009|08:01pm] 03:38:16: Aww, man, I come home and it's #LOFNOTC time!!! I knew I should have picked up a bottle of wine on the way home! 03:42:39: (That number is what #LOFNOTC corresponds to on the phone. Which I can figure out, due to no wine.) 04:12:24: Just finished watching @amandapalmer backstage in Williamsburg and reliving that day :) http://bit.ly/5FOFxh I miss the tour! 06:31:07: So it seems that running tweetdeck and gmail notifier and windows update AND watching a video will make my computer have a fucking seizure. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 11-26-2009 [26 Nov 2009|08:01pm] 02:14:48: Downloading all 99 of the @amandapalmer cover songs from that awesome fucking link. #ReasonsIWantASlave 02:46:52: Coke, like tea, is susceptible to gravity. Consider yourselves warned. 02:55:31: Zynga games lull ppl into a sense of false security. Where's the "your cafe has been taken over by rats, give blowjobs to stay open" button? Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 11-25-2009 [25 Nov 2009|08:01pm] 04:19:39: Dear small, adorable kitten: Purring when I pick you up will NOT stop me from throwing you off the table when you put your nose in my food! 13:45:07: I have been having the most BIZARRE dreams lately. Jesus. 16:08:22: RT @MsAmberKing Turkey Day @FakeAPStylebook: "Tryptophan" on first use, "Dad is too drunk to help mom wash the dishes" after. 16:16:11: Must not succumb to another day of wasting time. Getting Shit Done and catching up on clinical stuff. 16:42:19: Wonderful is a word I need to use more in a non-sarcastic sense. Awesome great, cool, good, and "really" (insert other four) = too overdone. 18:17:44: Just proved it is possible to elbow oneself in the ribs. It really hurt. I was seriously MOANING, on the ground, in PUBLIC, for 5 minutes. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 11-23-2009 [23 Nov 2009|08:01pm] 00:29:47: RT @foltaggio: 10 things you need to stop tweeting about: http://bit.ly/vIUoN [Surprisingly, I don't do many of these. Work should be there] 05:30:18: I wonder why the name for hooded sweatshirts is "hoodie" and not "hoody" - is it constantly wanting to be plural? 17:20:22: Ears just completely cleared/popped for the first time in DAYS. I'm hearing noises that I forgot existed. 18:33:18: If you send me your GRAD SCHOOL application & ask me to review it instead of applying properly, I will throw it away. #ThingsIWishICouldSay 20:23:38: How Twilight Works http://bit.ly/6RwivB from @oatmeal I almost died laughing. Really. Go all the way to the end. DO IT NOW! 21:10:45: Sometimes I sit and stare at my computer, waiting/hoping/praying something AWESOME will appear to distract me from the dullness. Like now. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com 1 Poked in the ass| Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 11-22-2009 [22 Nov 2009|08:01pm] 09:28:20: When doctor prescribed me antibiotics, she really should have considered that I am in psychology, not math. Every 8 hours clearly too hard. 11:51:51: Bunny is holding me hostage. If I stop petting him, he nibbles me! 11:52:56: My video of @amandapalmer covering "That's Not My Name" is finally up. http://bit.ly/5modhH Probably better versions, but I prefer this one. 18:58:03: RT @TalkToQwest: Interesting tid bit. 'Unfriend' Named New Oxford American Dictionary's 2009 Word of the Year - http://bit.ly/2VaYrg [Haha] 19:56:01: Neck hurts. The part where I woke up with imprint of my camera on my face might explain this :/ Time for pills and movement, in that order. 19:56:55: Sidenote: This is totally a good reason to get a newer, *THINNER* digital camera sometime soon. Clearly. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 11-21-2009 [21 Nov 2009|08:00pm] 20:07:42: Feeling MUCH better today and can talk again! But now I think I have pink eye... did I get the "turns you into a 2 year old" disease? 22:42:20: Woo Hoo! At the Wildlife Experience in Parker, CO, enjoying the awesome animals (and using their computers for unintended purposes). Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 11-20-2009 [20 Nov 2009|08:01pm] 01:15:37: Mission: Sleep in trunk - was a wild success. Would recommend peeing first, though. 16:39:17: I wonder if ODing on decongestants is similar to ODing on meth? I'll find out soon, but with nothing to compare it to. 12-hr stuff too slow. 17:10:55: Wishes antibiotics could be bought from drug dealers like street drugs. No appt, and they'll gladly meet at 4 a.m. I'd blow s/o for a Zpack. 18:20:37: Since I don't know who to blow to get some antibiotics, I think I'll try a Walgreen's Take Care Clinic. Allays my hate of waiting rooms. 21:18:54: Work was boring. Ditched and went to Walgreen's and they rocked (gasp of surprise). Ear infection (maybe double) and maybe sinus infection. 21:19:37: Good news: I'm not contagious. Bad news: I got taken out by something that usually affects toddlers :/ #WhyIFailAsARockstar 22:33:07: Figured out why I keep seeing all these effing ads and popups... now reinstalling NoScript :/ 22:58:06: All is well, despite having been removed, NoScript still kept all of my settings (computers, they are like hoarding grandmas they are!). 23:00:27: Just thought, "wow, the antibiotics are working after only 2 hours!" Then realized it was just the sweet numbness of painkillers. SOON! Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 11-19-2009 [19 Nov 2009|08:01pm] 04:42:47: Think health problems are ear related. However, I just took some of my mom's awesome inner-ear condition pills and am no longer dizzy :) 21:11:42: Dear people in the bathrooms: Don't stay in there for-fucking ever! Only I get to do that! Go do... whatever non-bathroom stuff you do! 23:22:11: Random thought of the day: I wish my trunk wasn't so full of shit. It would make the perfect place to nap. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 11-18-2009 [18 Nov 2009|08:01pm] 04:16:47: Me, to animals: "Food is mine. Computer is mine. Table is mine. Floor is yours. Please enjoy what's yours, so I can enjoy what's mine." 04:27:55: I love that my obsessions with @amandapalmer , True Blood, and Harry Potter collide on my flist. EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED! 05:29:05: Woo hoo! Just got rent money (in cash) and I feel like a drug dealer! Or a pimp! Or even a high-class hooker! Time for COCAINE! 17:19:37: Talking about sex offenders in class - do we react more strongly to abuse of boys than girls because we value boys more?Or just anal-phobic? Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 11-16-2009 [16 Nov 2009|08:01pm] 03:52:06: Home. Exhausted even after sleeping. Sore. Deaf. SOOO FUCKING HAPPY! @daisiespushedup and @Estrella_Mar = 2 of the most awesome people ever! 05:47:28: Showered at home with water that used to me feel greasy, now feels like soft home goodness. Made life 1000 X better. Ibuprofen helped too. 19:07:26: Next time s/o looks at supervisor's "out of office" sign, turns to me and says "she's out?" I'm replying, "no, she's fucking invisible." 21:21:39: Why do people ask me to do things that they could have done in LESS time than it took them to explain it? #administrativeassistantbitching 21:45:41: Dear everyone: I swear to god, if you don't stop walking behind me and peeking at my computer screen, I will UNLEASH THE PORN!!! Tweets copied by twittinesis.com 4 Poked in the ass| Who dares tempt Satan?

AFP Tour mini-post [15 Nov 2009|11:26pm] [ mood | exhausted ] [ music | That's not my name ] 6 states 5 days 4 shows 3 Dunkin Donuts 2 articles of clothing lost 1 soundcheck Many, many AFP moments and pictures and tweets and overtired yelling of "that's not my name!" Before I left, I lived in this bizarre fantasy world where I thought that there would be time for sightseeing and visiting friends and catching other shows and eating at sit-down restaurants. There was not. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. We om nommed gas station food and Dunkin Donuts food (often AT gas stations) and I used the bathrooms at the venue every night and we got very little sleep anyway. Traffic was always shitty and took too long. Internet was unreliable or flat unavailable. Things that required charging were never charged. We were routinely too wound-up at night to sleep (but nowhere to go at 3 a.m.!) It was awesome and painful and crazy all at the same time. And it was wonderful. All the same, I'm glad as hell to be home. Will post pictures once I find my camera cord and my awakeness. I lack both ATM. 2 Poked in the ass| Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 11-13-2009 [13 Nov 2009|08:00pm] 09:08:16: THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!! 09:09:37: PS - I am alive. Wireless is shady, but 40 minutes with India fixed it. Tour = awesome. @Estrella_Mar is awsome. @daisiespushedup is awesome 09:13:08: FROM @daisiespushedup : "you're cool, I would never rape you with a soda bottle." 09:22:26: http://bit.ly/26I7pQ Now imagine w/ @amandapalmer & @ (nervous cabaret's?) rocking it out. Or me & @daisiespushedup & @Estrella_Mar SINGING 09:59:31: Also, I'm pretty sure that Extended Stay Hotels will not be my choice of lodging in the future. Unless they give me another free coupon. Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

From Twitter 11-11-2009 [11 Nov 2009|08:01pm] 07:10:48: I have too many missions tonight. Don't know how much sleep I'll be able to get before 4 a.m. Good thing I have a plane to sleep on tomorrow Tweets copied by twittinesis.com Who dares tempt Satan?

Writer's Block: War and peace [22 Oct 2009|01:22pm] [ mood | procrastinatory ] Many countries require all citizens to fulfill a mandatory period of service in the armed forces. Do you agree or disagree with this policy? Do you think the current recruitment system creates or sustains socioeconomic inequality? Submitted By jeepgirl77 View 607 Answers I disagree with a policy to require service in armed forces, but I think a national service requirement would be great (so you could join armed forces, you could participate in Americorps type programs for social causes, you could build houses, you could attack paperwork with a pen/keyboard if that's your thing). Basically any of the things that keep our nation running that nobody wants to do and nobody has the money to pay people to do. Who dares tempt Satan?

Punch dog in face! [24 Sep 2009|08:25am] [ mood | worried ] [ music | Nothing ] My dog somehow managed to get my bunny this morning and terrify the fuck out of him. Actually, I don't know if it was the dog or the cat, or both (probably both) but I came in to find my bunny just laying there... he even let me pick him up and cuddle him! I was like... flipping the fuck out for a bit (especially since he HATES being picked up), but I kind of poked him all over and he didn't seem to be in pain, and then since he was so cute I started tickling his little bunny belly (because this is probably the only time I will ever be able to do it!). Then he kicked him in the face, so I figured he was feeling better. The intarwebz assure me that bunnies play dead... damn, I had no idea they were that good at it. The little fucker was LIMP! But when I left he was happily om nomming banana chips and raisins and giving me that "you're a bad mommy for letting bigger animals om nom ME!" look. I kind of wanted to punch both the dog and the cat in the face. 2 Poked in the ass| Who dares tempt Satan?

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